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Honkish Quiz
Translate these sentences back into Honkish. There are no right or wrong answers, but points will be awarded for correct grammar, brevity, creativity and humor.
1. Dude, I am out of money. Can I borrow five dollars for a chicken sandwich and a chocolate shake?
2. Unfortunate! I'm married, bored, tired and I just got fired from my job.
3. I was at the casino playing blackjack and lost three hundred dollars. I'm in a tight spot that's twice as bad!
4. Hey buddy, wanna play some pool and skillfully acquire some free beers from the good looking young female bartender at the bar?
5. May I borrow your bicycle to ride down the beach to see the beautiful Russian ladies?
6. I'm going to Pure Pop Music to get the new Beastie Boys record, a U2 bootleg album and the "Two Hearts Beat as One" remix.
7. I was hanging out at home, watching a movie and eating pizza when I got a phone call from my mom. She was upset.
8. All the french fries, pizza, Piels beer, Pepsi-Cola and Ben and Jerry's ice cream that I eat... and my testicles hang and bang together because they're much too large.
9. We could play some baseball or football or we could forget about it and sit around and play with our balls.
10. I got too drunk, wasted too much money, tried to hook up with an unattractive girl, got turned down, walked home, urinated, slept for a long time and now i'm drinking coffee and have a terrible headache. It was a bad night.
Translate these sentences back into Honkish. There are no right or wrong answers, but points will be awarded for correct grammar, brevity, creativity and humor.
1. Dude, I am out of money. Can I borrow five dollars for a chicken sandwich and a chocolate shake?
2. Unfortunate! I'm married, bored, tired and I just got fired from my job.
3. I was at the casino playing blackjack and lost three hundred dollars. I'm in a tight spot that's twice as bad!
4. Hey buddy, wanna play some pool and skillfully acquire some free beers from the good looking young female bartender at the bar?
5. May I borrow your bicycle to ride down the beach to see the beautiful Russian ladies?
6. I'm going to Pure Pop Music to get the new Beastie Boys record, a U2 bootleg album and the "Two Hearts Beat as One" remix.
7. I was hanging out at home, watching a movie and eating pizza when I got a phone call from my mom. She was upset.
8. All the french fries, pizza, Piels beer, Pepsi-Cola and Ben and Jerry's ice cream that I eat... and my testicles hang and bang together because they're much too large.
9. We could play some baseball or football or we could forget about it and sit around and play with our balls.
10. I got too drunk, wasted too much money, tried to hook up with an unattractive girl, got turned down, walked home, urinated, slept for a long time and now i'm drinking coffee and have a terrible headache. It was a bad night.
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Re: Test your Honkish skills
Thu, February 24, 2005 - 9:41 AMTup tup- this Cali chib's pickin' ain ...er, pickin her brain... on your top pest, but since there's no Mac at the maize, and the chig beez at krawah is starting to get big phones over my pony ways, I can’t futz too much… Anyway, ever since I was buffed by the bezlo who shet on me, I’ve been too busy with my crackin’ joke, thinking of how to hoat some munchable bisker wiskets (or just a gib kid) to spend much time pickin’ this puzzle…
