poo the naye - up the ass

guckin' - fuckin' gay

zuck my aig - 'cause i'm gay

kuss my kid - suck my dick

swick my duck - suck my dick

kwiss my kud - suck my dick

kredj faww - jerk off

lost in the kredj fog - in outer space; in the same zone one achieves while jerking off

fedj krog - kredj fog; somehow tying in with Fedji

nat fut - fat nut

natty - fatty

natty lite - Natural Light beer or a lo-carb fatty

latty nite - natty lite

the regroll - aka zarra hermann - from "regnozraffer" which is from "farzonger" which is polite for "farzucker" which came from "zar-fucker"

the regulator - zarra hermann

oni-sack - casino

klab-kaj - blackjack

r'kope - poker

reteef - chris ziter

bunwuckin' - unbelievable... especially if you only have one dollar

mudnar - nightmare (in French, night = noir) (mare = mere = mother... shortened to "muth" and shucked into muthnoir but mudnar sounds better cause if you're giving someone a honkish nightmare it's like throwing mud at them. Somehow it ties in.

bex-ox - X-Box

hoatal toat - a totally good deal

bo seefin' - so excited

reeb - beer

reeb stove - sometimes known as the refrigerator - the stove which holds beer. Also derived from "reeve stobe" the nickname for Steve Rosell

wimper - small child or baby

snuff 'ed - enough said

snuffed - ass has been kicked

snubble-de-duffed - ass has been kicked twice as hard

kibe - bike

kibus - bike

moo-ray - room

foo-ray - roof

forty futz on the fooray - a rooftop hangout involving 40 oz beers

skoked - out of money

skokie swift - on the fast train to having no money

bumble bee - three hundred dollars - from "bree bundred"

dedj deewah-ha-ha - weed so powerful it puts you to sleep

vroger - grover

kroger - a term for a buddy

eesoup - pussy

the bobe - the one who is drunk

bober stass - drunk person - an ironically slurred version of "sober bass" which is short for sober bastard.

bobe medallion - the medal the drunkest person in the group figuratively wears - the bobe medallion is the award that goes to the bunkest sheese

feds - fedhones

fedhones - headphones

sedhett - headset

oh-lay-huh - Halo

oh-lay-huh deux - Halo 2

tratch - batchelor party

zupp it up - talk it up

snatch - chance

hest boat - the best deal

heddest boat - an even better deal

mrotski - storm

rotski - store

rabbi - bar

rami - maria

d'nab - band

mackta - exactly

macktazont - exactement (exactly)

hib chunt - a desperate search for good looking women

Its and tass - tits and ass

shuck - to fiddle around with; to fuck with the shit

sag-krabe - one who drives with one foot on the brake and the other on the gas

rennid - dinner

ch'nulah - lunch

chibs - girls

cheeb - beach

chibs on the cheeb - girls on the beach

shake a tau - take a shower

shake a tit - take a dump

tubb krabe - smoke break

tubbs on the chrop - a smoke on the porch

gressex - the essex green

grixth - sixth great lake

poop grick - a group picture

flog - golfing

fell-soan - cell phone

zoosh - shoes

tnaps - pants

teesh - t-shirt

tirsh - shirt

tish - shit

muzz - shit

muzz papes - toilet paper

vlugs - gloves

sooje - juice

klim - milk

re-tawah - water

giddles - young girls

old hane - an old man (n.) or to hold on; wait a second (v.)

beej - movie

sen - upset feelings or anger

senoph - unhappiness or anger

bisker wiskets - see "eesoup"

rai-ha - hair

ee-raiha - harry

ee-raiha pmuha - harry hump

knud node - dunkin donuts

knud node eef - dunkin donuts coffee

nud - done

sheddy - ready; ready to leave

shonta - ready to leave

shonta eastman - ready to leave but Far is making out with a snig from Burlington High School on the dance floor at The Border

wares - underware

woahzy wares - a pile of wet white towels/bathrobe that remained out on the roof at 120 north union for over a year; rumored to be be Zoe's panties from when Retif cubbed her out there.

mroosh - mushroom

peetz - pizza

trom - to die

mort piggie - stubbed to

fig snacktor - the percentage of good looking females in the area

fig's nest - when you're trapped in an area with a high concentration of good looking women - "i'm caught in a fig's nest"

snig fest - a festival of hot ladies

ackin' krup - what i'm doing now as I type this in...

shotta get - got to leave

jarg - good sleep

zuppatcha noose - talk to you soon

peep me coasted - keep me posted

barg soir - good night

barg n'raum - good morning

kee-wend - weekend

tup t'neequah - what's up

tup tup t'neequah - what's going on

tup tup - short for what's up

tubb keewah - "how's it going, can I bum a smoke?"

eed-nawl-rah - laundry

eed-nack - candy

nack of neebs - can of beans

mug - gum

taste of whomps - a waste of time

shime - time to leave

shime to tete - come in tete